List of Funny Quotes 2017
Here you can see a list of funny quotes 2017.This list of the most famous quotes of all time by popular people includes famous inspirational quotes, popular funny quotes, and most famous quotes in history.
On a sufficiently large time line, each survival rate drops to zero. But life seems a long and challenging journey. It could be hard, somewhere and pieces of cake the other times. No matter what the situation is, we are always looking for constant motivation and inspiration. A strong source is quotes and famous sayings from others. We’ve made the task easier for you and selected 5 most popular and inspirational quotes of all time. We have tried to encourage all kinds of quotations from love quotes to sad quotations to encourage funny quotes to cover quotes. Hope they make your day and enlighten you. Here are 100 best and most famous citations of all time.
Funny Quotes 2017
- The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
- Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get a warm feeling that it brings.
- First, the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
- A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
- How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell “BINGO!”